What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:00

From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do many women like tall men?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Will Canadians still buy American products?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Is Tinder the best dating app?
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.